The Big Honkin Nametag List

The Big Honkin Nametag List

Since it was requested that the list be made available:

AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF THINGS THAT MIGHT BE IN MY NOVEL

* Pirates
* Ninjas
* Lesbians
* Pirate ninja lesbians
* Plot hole
* Plot device
* Literal plot hole/device
* Breaking the fourth wall
* Traditional romance
* Tragic romance
* Non-traditional romance
* Crushes
* High school
* College
* Corporate workplace
* A foreign country
* A foreign language
* Tasers
* Shotguns
* Swords
* Beating people with your bare hands (because it’s just awesome)
* Spaceships
* Aliens
* Elves
* Orcs
* Vampires that sparkle
* Vampires that don’t sparkle
* Werewolves
* Ghosts
* Zombies
* Padding
* Lots of padding
* Song lyrics
* Dream sequences
* Flashbacks
* Sex scenes
* No sex whatsoever
* Cultural misunderstandings
* Someone loud and obnoxious
* A peach
* A guy named Humphrey
* Bad puns
* Random topics from Wikipedia
* Games of chance
* Something lost
* Television
* Characters someone else made
* Political intrigue
* Backstabbing
* Double-crossing
* Someone stupidly honest
* Blood
* Sweat
* Toil
* Tears
* A past time period
* A future time period
* Advanced technology
* Steampunk
* Cyberpunk
* Magic
* Psychics
* Fake psychics
* People who’d like to be psychic
* Amazing food
* A duel
* A match
* A race
* A race against time
* Being out of time
* No time limit
* Red lips
* Hazel eyes
* Strawberry-blonde hair
* Someone chubby
* A missing article of clothing
* Someone’s childhood
* Someone dying
* Someone being born
* Spoon There is no spoon
* French accents
* British accents
* Southern accents
* Really badly faked accents
* Canadians, eh?
* Nuclear war
* Nuclear winter
* Apocalypse
* God
* A god
* Many gods
* Demons
* Cowboys
* A chase scene
* A fight scene
* An epic battle
* A battle that’s not so epic
* Gratuitous nudity
* Someone’s dare
* A daily prompt
* An adopted plot
* An adopted title
* An adopted character
* Angst-ridden teenager
* Rock and roll
* A guy with a stick
* A butcher
* A baker
* A candlestick maker
* Flipper
* A dungeon
* A dragon
* Dungeons and Dragons
* An evil overlord
* Minions
* Peasants
* A WoW player
* A cow
* Furry animal sidekick
* A visit to a morgue
* A visit home

One Comment:

  1. Thanks, this list is hilarious! I’m in Atlanta and this is my first NaNo. I’ll be sharing this list with my friends.

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